Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium revealed that gangs of children, some still in their prams have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for gangs of children, some still in their prams.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium went on to say.


Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium concluded, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.