The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I like sponge.