I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.