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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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