The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe welcoming foreigners was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..