The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths listening to loud music was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..