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David Cameron has today said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Speaking at Alton Towers David Cameron’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists on an ever more frequent basis.

David Cameron’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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