The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said I like sponge.