The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being foreign and suspicious looking was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..