The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to hoodies eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..