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Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Angela Merkel said of criminal gangs from Eastern Europe, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"

Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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