Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hoody-wearing layabouts have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hoody-wearing layabouts. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.