Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now engaging in steamy sex romps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, David Cameron revealed that young muslim men have been engaging in steamy sex romps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for young muslim men.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." David Cameron went on to say.


David Cameron concluded, "we are a grandmother".