The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was David Cameron who today said read my lips; no new taxes.