The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..