The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..