Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hooligans have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The English People has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", The English People says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hooligans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.