The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was James May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..