Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.