The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists destabilising the British way of life was Conservative head office who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..