The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..