The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into primary school children was Conservative head office who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..