The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.