The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams hacking the Gibson was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..