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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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