The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values ripping off hard working families was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..