The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..