The Mail has learned that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are responsible for being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Has the world gone mad? Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to John Major, who said "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less."