The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are immigrating every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams immigrating was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..