The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers reading the works of Karl Marx was The Queen who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.