The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.