Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been assisting asylum seekers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Margaret Thatcher has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Assisting asylum seekers: The True Face Of Evil", Margaret Thatcher says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.