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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams engaging in steamy sex romps was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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