Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Hooligans have been assisting asylum seekers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Beyonce has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Assisting asylum seekers: The True Face Of Evil", Beyonce says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for hooligans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.