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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a homeowner who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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