Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Jeremy Corbyn admirers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Jeremy Corbyn admirers have this week been revealed as eating babies.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Jeremy Corbyn admirers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that eating babies is acceptable behaviour.