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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jim Davidson who today said surely something can be done?.


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