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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was George Osborne who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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