Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists involved in setting fire to libraries on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.