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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was James May who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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