I’m not racist but surely allowing the politically correct Islington lefties to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Drilling for oil in one family's back garden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the politically correct Islington lefties aren’t drilling for oil in one family's back garden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.