I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.