The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was George Osborne who today said the lady’s not for turning.