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I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A homeowner agrees with me, saying today, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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