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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.


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