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I’m not racist but surely allowing the Unions to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the Unions aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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