The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy being foreign and suspicious looking was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..