The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders urinating on the Union Jack was Michael Howerd who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..