I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.