The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to youths praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..